if youre wondering why im sewing all these tiny underwears and laying them on the floor its because i want all these spiders in my house to put them on. sick of them dragging their tiny spider dicks all over my clean floor
I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THIS FOR ABOUT TEN MINUTES IT HASN’T STOPPED BEING FUNNY YET
BEARD GAME TOO STRONG
it never will stop being funny
Are you sure this beard is sanitary!?!?
Looks questionable to me
"See, when you meet someone
-Keen Malasarte, "I never thought you would have such an effect" (via acupofkeen)
for the first time,
you don’t really imagine that they would
turn out to be someone important to you.
You don’t really assume that
when you first learn someone’s name
that after awhile you would begin to really
get to know them inside and out,
or how you begin to pick up their habits,
and start talking like them,
or finishing the food off their plates
you don’t really see these things
happening, when you first meet someone.
Without really expecting it, this someone
who was only just a stranger to you before,
can all of a sudden mean so much more,
can become someone so special,
and someone you can’t see yourself
The primary teaching of every religion? Don’t be an asshole.
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